Wednesday, July 30, 2008

We heart Buck Angel!


So we've been working at this kick-ass cabaret in NYC called The Box. And last week we met the delightful Buck Angel. Buck is well known for his cinematic work, but we were delighted to discover that he has a live act too! He'll be performing at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival this year with the Jim Rose Circus, go see him if you get the chance.

Here's a lovely picture of Buck and John :)

Monday, July 28, 2008

Zipper Factory show rules.

Cass here -

Whoo nelly we've been workin' our butts off here in NYC. (Actually, I'm exaggerating, my butt is still firmly attached - was walking past an african american guy last night and he said "Now tell me somethin... when did white girls start to get black girl ass?" I was like "just lucky I guess, I'm proud!" and he goes "Say it LOUD!" and punches his hand in the air. He was a bit cracky but it was still awesome.)

So the Zipper Factory show was a total blast - a full house, a great audience, and wow the people who run the joint are fantastic. So genuine. It's a pleasure to meet the real people, you know?

See the post below for some tidbits from our show shot by the fantastic Audacia Ray from The Village Voice blog Naked City.

village voice sex naked city - The Wet Spots at the Zipper Factory [Video]

village voice sex naked city - The Wet Spots at the Zipper Factory [Video]

Thursday, July 17, 2008

The Best Offense

John Here:

There's been this giant shit storm over the past few days about the latest cover of The New Yorker magazine. It shows a cartoon of Barack and Michele Obama in the Oval Office. He sports Arab attire, she's done up like a Black Panther with a huge 'fro and a machine gun. An American flag is in the fire place, and a portrait of Osama Bin Laden hangs on the wall.

The blogs are aflame. The basic arguments are: "It's racist!" vs. "It's a brilliant satire of the Right's fear-mongering!"

Some claim that anyone who knows the New Yorker's editorial stance, its past covers or this particular cartoonist's (Barry Blitt's) style will understand the subversive twist to the image. Others respond that if you have to know the artist to get the art then the art fails. Some elitists worry that while smart city folk will get the joke, it will negatively influence stupid swing voters.

Back and forth it goes. Is it comedy or is it offensive?

Why can't it be both?

Anyone who has spent five minutes in a stand up club knows that good comedy always pokes at our sore spots. And race is the sorest spot in the USA. This New Yorker cover is absolutely comedy. If it had appeared in The Onion there would have been no uproar. They print far more provocative material than this on a weekly basis.

But what fascinates me is the debate over whether this cartoon is offensive. Some say it is. Some say it isn't. But both sides seem to agree that the quality of being offensive is something that lies within a piece of art or an idea itself. I find this idea sort of scary.

In my opinion this cartoon, like a great many things in life, is offensive. Offensive to some people. To which people? To those people who find it offensive. It is also inoffensive to those people who find it inoffensive. I believe that "offensive" is not a quality that hides in a piece of work and jets out at the poor unsuspecting viewer like a squirt from a gag corsage. It is an interaction that occurs between the prejudices, experiences, strengths, failings and pet peeves of the viewer, and those of the artist as he expresses them in a particular piece of art.

The reason I find the idea that art itself can be innately offensive scary is because it calls to mind this dreary sense of righteous entitlement that exists on both the left and right wings. I'M offended so YOU better fix it. It reminds me of the bad old days in the early 1990s when I was an undergrad. Under pressure, campus newspapers pledged not to include any content that was racist, sexist, homophobic or offensive. The problem was that anyone could take offense at anything for any reason. And they did. A handful of pedantic, barely post-pubescent thought police channeled all the political zealotry of their naive youth into developing glass-fragile sensibilities that could be shattered by a semi-flaccid penis joke. Their righteous rage triumphed for a while over good student journalism. Editorials became toothless. Debate withered. And the great tradition of tasteless collegiate satire died completely. (The sports page, however, did just fine.)

These days Cass and I are performing at a club called The Box in New York City. Rich people come here. Movie and pop stars come here. They come to see the sort of entertainment they can't find anywhere else. On the bill last night were erotic trapeze artists, a woman who pulls a doll out of her cunt and then pretends to fuck it, a mock fashion show in which the MC blithely comments "If you aren't a size zero, you're FAT! Keep doing the coke - it keeps you thin!" and... well... a couple who sings a song about taking it up the ass.

Is it offensive? Yes. And no. Some people would probably feel strongly enough to picket this club if they knew what went on inside. Others will shell out thousands for the best tables. Still others in the NYC performance scene find the club offensive because it markets downtown sleaze to an uptown crowd and turns a tidy profit doing it.

Some people cringe at the statement " I don't know a lot about art , but I know what I like.". I think there's a lot of humility in those words. The humility of a person who doesn't feel a need to force consensus in order to feel justified. The humility of someone who doesn't need to be right. By all means, judge art. Discern. Raise hell if you're moved to. Feel offended. Just realize the feeling is something that rises from within you. It wasn't done TO you.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Hey Folks,

We just arrived in New York City last night, hot on the heels of hosting the Tiki Brunch at the first Toronto International Burlesque Festival on Sunday. What an event! It was such a treat to see the top talent from across North America all hung over together in one place! Actually, the performances were exceptional, and we were grateful for the opportunity to spend time with our friends from all over. After arriving last night, we had a picnic in Prospect Park in Brooklyn watching a free concert by the New York Philharmonic. My crush on this city continues...


CONTEST ALERT! you can win FREE TICKETS to our off-Broadway debut from The Village Voice! All you have to do is write a new verse for our classic anal health song "PSA". Click the link below for details:

http://www.nakedcity.com/2008/07/naked_city_contest_write_a_verse_for_the_wet_spots.php

This show is on Sunday, July 27th at the Zipper Factory Theater at 336 W. 37th St, NY, NY. Doors open at 7pm. Show 8pm. Tickets ($20) are available at (212) 352-3101 or www.thezipperfactory.com. Dinner Reservations are available at 212 695 4600. This is the same theater that hosted Margaret Cho's Sensuous Woman Cabaret last fall, so we're in good company.

O ya - The Zipper Factory holds 300, so we're asking all our fans: please forward this info to your friends in New York City who you think would dig this show!


A little farther south, we'll be playing two private shows in Washington DC on Friday August 1st and Saturday August 2nd. (For details on how to attend, click the links below.) These events will be held at:

The Crucible
http://www.the-crucible.com/
1816 Half St.

And on Sunday, August 3rd, we will be in Philadelphia with the Peekaboo Revue at

Silk City Diner & Lounge
435 Spring Garden St,
Philadelphia, PA 19123 • 215-592-8838

If you're a New Yorker and saying "@$%#&@@$$!!!! I can't make that July 27th show but I want to see The Wet Spots!" never fear! We have a few other guest spots in town where we'll do one or two songs. Drop us a line here for details.

Remember: Keep it slippery!

xo

John and Cass
The Wet Spots

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Vagner in Scarborough

John Here:

We're deep in the basements of Scarberia this week putting together a soundtrack for comedy web video maestro Kirby Ferguson. It's been a fun challenge, since the project is a mini-musical theater production. (Think West Side Story in three minutes complete with a fight scene and a romantic denouement.) We've been working with the amazingly talented Craig Riddock of MK Naomi and Reuben Cherry fame. He's been programming most of the dance sequences, knob twiddling (ahem) and showing us the ropes (ahem) when it comes to some new music software.

I fucking LOVE Logic and ProTools and all these audio suites. The technology is now at the point where you can make believable sketches of almost any type of music using the canned sounds that come with the software. Whether it's hardcore punk, gamelan or Vagnerian opera, once you learn the programs and some music theory, you can make a song that sounds authentic to the casual listener. We've been messing around with huge operatic kettle drums, orchestral strings, and blaxploitation clavinet to realize our demented Broadway visions. Back in the day you'd be spending several thousand dollars to rent all these intstruments, and several thousand more to hire trained players. Now we just dial them up in the drop menus and play around until it sounds right. I'm sure the Musician's Union might have a different opinion about robot trumpet players, but to me it feels like democracy.