No doubt you will have noticed the ads for Rolexes and Lo-Cost Pharmaceuticals that have been proliferating here lately. Somehow, somewhere, someone's hacking us. We have been taking progressively more heroic measures to keep these jerks out of our Blogger and Twitter feeds, but they're damn crafty. So far virus scans, changing passwords, security questions and browsers have all proven ineffective. The good news is, their spam comes frequently so we know quickly if we've failed to block them. Sorry that this means you have to see it in your inbox, and thanks for sticking with our blog. We will have some entertaining and scandalous content up here again soon enough!